Just watched a low budget German film called 'Tears of Kali', it's not too bad, three stories revolving around a cult based in India that may have gone too far!!!! in their quests to find themselves (the italics are supposed to be ironic). It does however feature a woman cutting off her own eyelids with a pair of nail scissors in the first five minutes and then half way through a man removing his own skin with a box-cutter.

Happy Valentine's day!