Rocketman

Best. Description. Of. Myspace. Ever.

From one of my favourite websites, Wonkette


MySpace is a wonderful social networking phenomenon in which millions of
retarded people regular Americans have their own atrocious
blinking-ad-covered websites, each visually horrific "home page"
bleating out some awful pop music and tagged with the illiterate
gibberish comments (or cut-and-pasted rap lyrics) and half-naked
cam-phone pictures of America's fattest teens. It's a place where
born-again illiterate Jesus freaks, tattooed and pierced illiterate
suburban kids, fake gangsta illiterate urban youth, orange-skinned
horse-faced illiterate high-school dropout gals who aspire to celebrity
sluthood or a career in the Army, violent illiterate psychopathic
"Juggalos" and a bedeviled minority of depressed semi-literate goth &
emo teens in the Midwest all come together to show us what the United
States will be like once the current crop of old people dies off.

How to fake your death

Sunrise

Bit of a pretty sunrise this morning

I saw this on the way home today. It's not just me that has a dirty mind is it?

And to quote the great Mr Ellis:

Always remember: Valentine's Day is a Christian corruption of a pagan festival involving werewolves, blood and fucking. So wish people a happy Horny Werewolf Day and see what happens.