Best. Description. Of. Myspace. Ever.

From one of my favourite websites, Wonkette


MySpace is a wonderful social networking phenomenon in which millions of
retarded people regular Americans have their own atrocious
blinking-ad-covered websites, each visually horrific "home page"
bleating out some awful pop music and tagged with the illiterate
gibberish comments (or cut-and-pasted rap lyrics) and half-naked
cam-phone pictures of America's fattest teens. It's a place where
born-again illiterate Jesus freaks, tattooed and pierced illiterate
suburban kids, fake gangsta illiterate urban youth, orange-skinned
horse-faced illiterate high-school dropout gals who aspire to celebrity
sluthood or a career in the Army, violent illiterate psychopathic
"Juggalos" and a bedeviled minority of depressed semi-literate goth &
emo teens in the Midwest all come together to show us what the United
States will be like once the current crop of old people dies off.